I am not
An avant-garde artist, who believes he is living in the past.

I am not
the actor David McDermott from the film Basquiat

or
the creator of Mytho-self Dr.David McDermott

or
the David McDermott that is selling Lexus in New haven

similarly I am not
the David McDermott that blows glass

or
the Walsall FC striker David McDermott

or
the painter David McDermott

and
In fact I am not the Deputy Director, Compliance David McDermott

and
I am not this artist David McDermott, (spooky doppleganger)

and
I am not the David McDermott currently in Iowa state prison

This diagram shows the distribution of David McDermotts in America, and they are all not me.

California is a hotbed of David McDermotts

I’m sure there are many more Davids out there, and they are a vaired and interesting bunch. Oddly enough there seems to be several artists and craftsmen. perhaps its in the McDermott genes. I must endeavour to distinguish myself!

This is a character design apeing the style of old portrait photos